Gays and Gays :p

Now that we're in the 20th century.

We are more open and accept relationships between two souls from the same sex. There's completely nothing wrong with it although until now I still wonder how their sexual life is.
Seldom you see people look at gays and lesbians over and over again (okie, I do still :p)

Here, now, we also try being one to feel what they feel.
This is the kick-off of our adventure.
















Chelle and I tried so hard to reach each other's lips
BUT before they could touch, our delightful photographer
snap our pic and run away. We were not even READY YET!

This is not as bad as the next one. Gays. In party. Open, party.
I wonder if Malaysian accept this.
Will you?

Here I present you a photo
















of Mr. Rijal and Mr. Choo.
Seemingly that Mr. Rijal couldn't resist to suck
Mr. Choo's flesh out of his chin! So HARD.

Now that the first part.. wonder will the next attempt be :D

It's all photo tricks. :P

i got nothing better to do..so. i decided to post sum lame jokes for prior entertainment..=P coz trials is near =P


1.What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?

2.What do you call a deer with no eyes? What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

3.Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

4.Why did the bee cross his legs?

5.Whats the smartest thing a man can say?

6.Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

7.How do you kill a blue elephant?. How do you kill a pink elephant?























1. Their middle name
2.No idea. (no eye dear) / Still no idea
3.They all have phones
4.Because he couldn't find the BP station
5. "my wife says"
6.If they flew over the bay then they would be bagels
7.Shoot it with a blue elephant gun../Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun

Old lady.

An older lady gets pulled over for speeding...

Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer: Ma'am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer: Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I'd give it to you but I don't have one.
Officer: Don't have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer: I see...Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can't do that.
Officer: Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer: Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer: You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see


The Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.

Officer 2: Ma'am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have
stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma'am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.

The officer is quite stunned.

Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license

The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.

The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.

Officer 2: Thank you ma'am, one of my officers told me you didn't have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.


Don't Mess With Old Ladies
(or ANY LADY)!!
If you want to brighten someone's day, pass this on to someone you know.
I just did!

One of the dead-liest sentence

"don't tell anyone!"

Don't you agree with me just?

When you tell your friends something and expect them not to spread it, not even a single hint on it, the story will eventually comes to your ears again. This something you want only one person to know turn up that everyone elses get to find out. Why is it that way?

I think if you really want to know who is reliable and also trustable you HAVE to test them one by one. I know friends who can just slip things off their mouth, whether they should or should not. Wrong or right time who bothers. I am sure stories that people are willing to share only with one, they don't expect you to blurt it out to another.
Remember, not even a hint.

Then, some people love to create others' curiousity by just saying

" I know something about ...."
"I know! I know! But I am not telling you. "

and whatever that's with it.

Maybe because we feel good that we know something others don't. We have some extra information on something. Maybe..

While, stuffs that WE should tell and share we sometimes don't. Being plain selfish and self-absurd, we don't feel like sharing it.

Have you even thought of the consequences one might face?
By your acts, deadly poisonous mouth.

Bizarre.

Wonder what make us like that. Not all, everbody knows. But most. Just admit it.

Muker mengundang.

The very first time I heard this was from Hsiang. I was like

"what the ......................."

Since when such phrase exists..
Then later on, I am used to it. It's something new, something fresh.
When do they use that?

When they are mad at one.
When they are not satisfied with one
When they are pissed

"Muker mengundang" -nak sepak, tendang, tampar and seumpama

Oh! We went Kasturi on Thurs then I only had 10 more minutes before class starts to finish up the pan mee I ordered at some Chinese Hawker Centre.

Guess what?

Girl like me can finish one plate of PAN MEE IN 5 MINUTES TIME! I repeat, 5 MINUTES!
What a record, I thought.

I didn't enjoy the whole process of eating but I get to fill my tummy with food! That's all I need. Lunch before tuition. Lunch before squeezing my brain juice to concentrate in class.

Wuahahaha...

Hail Ho!

I still don't get the 'isi tersirat'

Half full or half empty

What is the difference?
But then again, to me, half full sounds good.

Sunset or sunrise?

saya tak tahu.

fill me please, somebody.


Some things change and never will I think remain the same anymore.
Good or bad? It's too early to decide.

feeling bored?

http://www.eyezmaze.com/grow/cube/

addictive.. i stil haven't solve it.. wee liam took two days.. hahaha.. with the help of a piece of paper.. how about you? :p max points for all only consider winning the game. Build your house! hahaha

Light Sucker

The light sucker is the darkness..and whatever the topic about "dark sucker" its the opposite of it =P that sums up my lill post about light sucker =P aahahah

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