Friday, September 29, 2006

The randomness.

You have any guy friend who actually care about having a tiny pimple on his face? double chin in pictures? Try not to hunch everytime pic is taken. :D I know one!
I am sure everybody here knows one! who else can it be besides
*CHENG CHENG CHENG*

I am not going to say the name out :D

BUT here's the lines that made me post this.


X says:
figuring out how to make the best of hy new hp..
X says:
fuuuh i still cant believe i have a new hp
X says:
lol
X says:
now can camwhore all the time

Thursday, September 28, 2006

I have to clear something up

I post up the previous post is not to attract readers to once again start up a small blog-war here.

Since there's still, I rather remove the post.

and, I really hope you can get a dictionary and find the definition of "snatching"

Once one relationship ends, it's no longer reffered as "snatch somebody's bla bla bla" I really hope you do mind your sentences. Maybe you hate that certain someone very much for reasons I do not know but please do go overboard.

I don't deny I enjoyed the previous war between contributors and readers for the long ago post but I don't want that to happen again. then, it's so sickening that it never did stop.
I do wonder why do you "passer-by" and "nobody" hate her that much.
Ask yourself again, what has she done that make you her hate so much.

Maybe it was a long time ago story.
Maybe history still haunts you until this very moment that you have to bare everything about her in mind until now.
Why not try letting go?
I am sure you are happy
I am sure you will be happier if others are happy as well

If you think this post is a piece of crap, I would advise you to read again.
One day, I hope you will lie down on your bed and think about what I just said.
Maybe you will realise, maybe you won't
But certainly I pray for the better one.

Bestow forgiveness for every single thing that happens in life.
:)

Saturday, September 16, 2006

A Bihari hat-seller who was passing by a forest
decided to take a nap under one of the trees,
sohe left his whole basket of hats by the side. A fewhours later,
he woke up and realized that all hishats were gone.

He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full
of monkeys and they had taken all his hats.
The Bihari sits down and thinks of how he can get
the hats down.While thinking he started to scratch his head.
The next moment, the monkeys were doing thesame.

Next, he took down his own hat, themonkeys did exactly the same.
An idea came to him, he took his hat and threw it
on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he
finally managed to get all his hats back.


Fifty years later, his grandson, Laloo,
also becamea hat-seller and had heard this
monkey story fromhis grandfather.
One day, just like his grandfather, he passed bythe same forest.
It was very hot, and he took a nap
under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were
taken by the monkeys on the tree.
Heremembered his grand father's words,
startedscratching his head and the monkeys followed.
He took down his hat and fanned himself and againthe monkeys followed.
Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea,
Laloo threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise,

the monkeys still held on to all the hats

Then one monkey climbed down the tree,

grabbedthe hat on the floor, gave him a slap
and said



Guess What????????



"You think only you have a grandfather!!
A girl asks her boyfriend to
come over on Friday nighta
nd have dinner with her parents.
Since this issuch abig event,

the girl announces to her boyfriend

thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and make
lovefor the first time.

* * * * * * * * *
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never hadsexbefore,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist togetsome condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about anhour.
He tells the boy everything there
is to know
about condoms and sex.

* * * * * * * * *
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
howmanycondoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamilypack.
The boy insists on the family packbecausehethinks
he will be rather busy, it being his firsttimeand all.

* * * * * * * * *

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parentshouse and meets his girlfriend at the door."

Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!

"* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnert
ablewhere the girl's parents are seated. The boyquicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep inprayer,with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement fromtheboy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious.

"* * * * * * * *The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea your father was a

pharmacist."

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Glad enough

Although Biology paper wasn't a flow.
I am STILL GLAD that :p
everybody can't do it.
I can't do it.
Screw ass bio.
*let out a huge sigh*
*shakes head*
*try to squeeze something out to write*




Fail still.
Sorry, can't help it then.
0_-"

Tuesday, September 05, 2006

so much for hands..

this is how retarded a friend of yours can be when he is super duper freee







Hak Cipta Terpelihara 2006