A girl asks her boyfriend to
come over on Friday nighta
nd have dinner with her parents.
Since this issuch abig event,

the girl announces to her boyfriend

thatafter dinner, she would like to go out and make
lovefor the first time.

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Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never hadsexbefore,
so he takes a trip to the pharmacist togetsome condoms.
He tells the pharmacist it's hisfirst time and
the pharmacist helps the boy for about anhour.
He tells the boy everything there
is to know
about condoms and sex.

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At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy
howmanycondoms
he'd like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, orfamilypack.
The boy insists on the family packbecausehethinks
he will be rather busy, it being his firsttimeand all.

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That night, the boy shows up at the girl's
parentshouse and meets his girlfriend at the door."

Oh, I'mso excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!

"* * * * * * * * *

The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinnert
ablewhere the girl's parents are seated. The boyquicklyoffers to say grace and bows his head.

* * * * * * * * *
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep inprayer,with his head down.

* * * * * * * * *

10 minutes pass, and still no movement fromtheboy.

* * * * * * * * *

Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down,thegirlfriend leans over and whispers to theboyfriend, "I had no idea you were thisreligious.

"* * * * * * * *The boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no
idea your father was a

pharmacist."