For those who yet to know...

hahaha.. hit me.. Melawati go go go


http://www.thestar.com.my/education/story.asp?file=/2006/10/29/education/15802208

As requested

I removed the previous posts so as the vandalising school properties one to avoid any unwanted scenarios to happen

Appology to Prashant for I did not get permission from both parties to post the videos

And I must say that

Mr. Choo don't have balls and can stuck your face into the toilet bowl.

tq very much
Jo Lene.

malaysian drivers..

no one updated? hahaa fine i'll do it =P 2weeks ago..i was out in setapak..doin sum stuff after church.. apparently.. this cool kancil was havin its rest... check this out

our own malaysian driver..ahha i bet this guy surely failed side parking

applause pls applausee!!

You judge :D

We were so bored at KLCC and we decided to continue where we left with.
Remember about the long ago post? Where I post about... I better not reveal anything yet ;)

After lunch, after movie, after walking for 10 minutes, we decided to stop at coffee bean. After much chattering around, I dunno who started this but CLICK TO SEE!



So short? Not enough le right?
See what's coming up next, RIGHT IN FRONT OF YOUR NOSE!



Doesn't seem to attract your attention that much still??
Okie, this shall be the third and also the last one.





We DID it! WE MADE It HApPen.
We, LILCHIKAS ASS recorded all. Actually, it was Jin Ho who did it.

I have an award to give out today

THE KISSER OF THE DAY GOES TO

*CHENG CHENG CHENG*

MICHELLE TAN YEN PHING

Dear unknown.

Your Question:
If a guy shoot his thing out already, after that he try n put his penis into girl's vagina, can the women get pregnant?

The Answer:
Pregnancy can happen when ejaculate or pre-ejaculate gets into the vagina or on the vulva. The sperm in the ejaculate or pre-ejaculate is what can cause pregnancy. If ejaculate or pre-ejaculate is spilled outside the body, the sperm can survive as long as the ejaculate is still wet. If the semen has dried, been wiped off, or washed off, there are no longer any living sperm, and pregnancy isn't possible.

There you go .... your answer... hope it helps.

Can you get pregnant?

Your Question:
If for some odd and unknown reason a guy ejaculated in some bath water and a girl got in could she get pregnant from that?

The Answer:
No. It's not possible for a woman to become pregnant if there is ejaculate (cum) or pre-ejaculate (pre-cum) in the water of a pool or bathtub. Sperm survive well in moist, warm places that are around body temperature. Pools are too cold, have too much chlorine, and too much water for sperm to survive. However, pregnancy is possible if cum or pre-cum comes into direct contact with a woman's vulva or vagina during sex play — in the water or on dry land.

Your Question:
Is there any chance of you getting pregnant if you have sex in the water? Or do you have to wear a condom in order to not get pregnant in the water?

The Answer:
Yes, a woman can get pregnant if she has unprotected sex in the water. Pregnancy can happen when ejaculate or pre-ejaculate gets in the vagina or on the vulva, whether partners are having sex play in water or on dry land. Condoms can be used in the water to reduce the risk of pregnancy. They also reduce the risk of sexually transmitted infections.


Jojo and Graeme can stop fighting over who is right and wrong.

Camwhore

I have not posted anything for quite sometime and finally decided to contribute something. Taa-daa!!!

Here is a few pictures of Mr. Graeme Yap a.k.a the latest camwhore in Melawati High. hehe.. These are evidences showing that this fella is an actual CAMWHORE!!! hahahaha..

Dear graeme,
I'm just trying to be nice by posting your oh-so-good-looking-pictures here. wakakaka. =p..
Love,
Michelle.

hehehehehehe... Nah. here goes your pictures u wanted to SO much. So sick of hearing him saying a million times a day

" eh send me the pictures online later you
know!"

And I don't even see him online~~!!

And this worthless.. woppsss.. I meant priceless picture manage to get into the school's magazine. *rolls eyes*

P/s: Note Mr.Choo's face.. he looks like he is lost in outerspace or something..

Everytime Graeme sees me.. he will not even ask how am I doing or even bother to greet me. Instead he will go

" eyh, got bring your camera onot? I want to take
pictures of myself."

" No la, siao meh to bring eveyday?"

"Don't lie. I know you brought."

"I'm serious!!!" =.="

"okay.. tomorrow bring you know!"

CAMERAWHORE!!!!!