i got nothing better to do..so. i decided to post sum lame jokes for prior entertainment..=P coz trials is near =P


1.What do John the Baptist & Winnie the Pooh have in common?

2.What do you call a deer with no eyes? What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes?

3.Why are there so many Johnsons in the phone book?

4.Why did the bee cross his legs?

5.Whats the smartest thing a man can say?

6.Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

7.How do you kill a blue elephant?. How do you kill a pink elephant?























1. Their middle name
2.No idea. (no eye dear) / Still no idea
3.They all have phones
4.Because he couldn't find the BP station
5. "my wife says"
6.If they flew over the bay then they would be bagels
7.Shoot it with a blue elephant gun../Choke it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun